Chickens vs. Barn Cats - Looking for Suggestions

[FrostRanger]

I put the bowls in a spot unpleasant for the chickens to stand on. In my case it's on top of my garbage cans. The lids are kinda slick so the birds don't like standing on it but the cats don't mind

 

[wrathsfarm]

Team meetings are a good idea. Although the hens might team up on me... Do you think I could get all 50 hens to listen at once? I could see it getting heated quickly. I'll try it tomorrow morning. If I disappear, you know what happened.

Don't bring treats or wear red... If you trip and fall your a goner !!





I really should start charging for this kind of advice.

 

[HoneyBeeHomestead]

Feed the cats at night. They are rather nocturnal, and the birds should be cooped up.

I usually do, but then by the morning, they are convinced they are starving and insist on being fed again. lol

 

[FrostRanger]

You can also threaten charges against them. Public purrosecutor Meows Edgeworth would gladly take your case

 

[HoneyBeeHomestead]

You can also threaten charges against them. Public purrosecutor Meows Edgeworth would gladly take your case
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I'll be contacting him soon with the evidence.

 

[HoneyBeeHomestead]

Don't bring treats or wear red... If you trip and fall your a goner !!





I really should start charging for this kind of advice.

Unfortunately, in this case, I might turn into the treat.

 

[HoneyBeeHomestead]

#FreeIsa

The donkeys are already arranging a protest...

 

[NetherLeeFarm]

Team meetings are a good idea. Although the hens might team up on me... Do you think I could get all 50 hens to listen at once? I could see it getting heated quickly. I'll try it tomorrow morning. If I disappear, you know what happened.

You are greatly outnumbered. At this point, I'd just forget the meeting and instead choreograph a mob flash dance. Maybe that will keep the chickens busy rehearsing so the food is forgotten and the kitties can eat, but maybe not.

 

[HoneyBeeHomestead]

You are greatly outnumbered. At this point, I'd just forget the meeting and instead choreograph a mob flash dance. Maybe that will keep the chickens busy rehearsing so the food is forgotten and the kitties can eat, but maybe not.

That sounds even better, and less dangerous for me.

 

[Pukkits]

Set up an obstacle course maze with the cat food at the end and motion activated cameras. Cats vs chickens Ninja Warrior course. Post videos onto YouTube. Profit. Everyone wins. For inspiration, see Mark Rober's Backyard Squirrel Mazes.

Bonus: give adorable wrestler stage names to all competing cats and chickens.