Christmas Carols, BYC style!

[jeaucamom]

(This is Jess BTW)

To the tune of Carol of the Bells


Here come the chicks,
My first few chicks,
All seem to say,
"Throw cash away,

Build us a Coop,
Clean up our poop,
Go buy our feed,
Then get us treats,"

We need to get some silkies, To dust our fans, and eat our hands,

More more more more more chickens

More more more more more chickens

Fire up the bator,
Sooner than later,
All must be right,
'fore bed tonight,

The new eggs are here,
Bringing good cheer,
to everyone,
except the husband,

I cannot sleep, I heard a peep, or so I thought, are they too hot?

More more more more more chickens

more more more more more chickens

Here comes the hatch,
Oh what a batch,
Heres Day 19,
I hate waiting,

Ooh theres a pip!

His name is Chip,
That was a ball,
A good Christmas to all!

 

[DuckLady]

Quacking in a Ducky Wonderland

Duckies quack, and go poopy
In the mud, where its goopy
A beautiful sight, we're grossed out tonight
Watchin' where we step out in the yard.

Gone away is the duckling
In her place, is the slobbling
She's quacking a song, as she waps along
Slobbing in the mud out in the yard

In the meadow we can throw some compost
In the spot where it needs it most
We'll say "Are you finished ?", The duck says "No Mom,
Just tell me where you want another bomb."

Later on, we will cuddle
In the grass, by the puddle
To love unashamed, the duckies we raised
Hugging on a fluffy ducky butt.

 

[jeaucamom]

Suz here.... to the tune of Oh Come All Ye Faithful


Oh, come, all you enablers,
Encouraging yet sarcastic
Oh, come ye, oh, come ye to BYC
Come and behold them
Born the chicks of Suede
Oh, come, let us adore them,
Oh, come, let us adore them,
Oh, come, let us adore them,
Chicks so cute!

Softest, most fuzzy,
Blue so blue divine,
Born of a sweet hen,
Downy chicks so small
Sons of the Father
Now their peeps I’m hearing!
Oh, come, let us adore them,
Oh, come, let us adore them,
Oh, come, let us adore them,
Chicks so cute.

Peep, clutch of chickies,
Peep in exultation,
Peep, all ye chickies of my new bator!
Glory to Fuzbutts
In the brooder warming:
Oh, come, let us adore them,
Oh, come, let us adore them,
Oh, come, let us adore them,
Chicks so cute

Yea, Chicks, we greet thee,
Born this happy morning;
Fuzzy, to thee be kisses given!
Love of my life,
Now all dry and sleeping!
Oh, come, let us adore them,
Oh, come, let us adore them,
Oh, come, let us adore them,
Chicks so cute.



Terrie....that is the funniest yet, we were dying laughing.

 

[jeaucamom]

Jess again...

To the tune of Up on the Housetop Reindeer Pause


Out in the backyard a chicken squawks,
A jumbo egg explains the "BOK BOK!!"
I just love all the cackling and noise,
Because I know it means more round, white joy


Oh oh oh, who would have known?
Oh oh oh, that I would go,
Out to the coop in the freezing sleet,
To see an egg dropped at my feet,

First to the nestbox of Chicken Little,
Oh just see what a glorious fill!
Here is an egg of perfect size,
And a poop of a size that would win a prize

Oh oh oh, who would have known,
Oh oh oh, that I would go,
Out to the coop in the freezing sleet,
To see an egg dropped at my feet,

Next comes the nestbox of Bitty Jane,
Ouch! That one must have caused her pain!
Its large enough to have been layed by a duck,
I think all the neighbors heard her go "CLUCK!"

Oh oh oh, who would have known,
Oh oh oh, that I would go,
Out to the coop in the freezing sleet,
To see an egg dropped at my feet,

 

[picklespickles]

in the lane, the goat's are listening
for their feed, their lips are glistening
a beautiful sight, the nannies at night
chomping on a winter wonderland.

 

[hoosierhen]

Sung to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree

Oh Chicken Tails

Oh chicken tails, oh chicken tails,
How lovely are thy feathers.

Oh chicken tails, oh chicken tails ,
How lovely are thy feathers.

Buff, red, and grey,
and black, and blue,
Oh Chicken tails how we love you!

Oh chicken tails, oh chicken tails,
How lovely are thy feathers.


Oh Silkie tales, Oh Silkie tales,
They're told by Purple Chicken.

Oh Silkie tales, Oh Silkie tales,
They're told by Purple Chicken.

"They're evil birds," is what he'd say,
"They'll take o'er the world some day,"

Oh silkie tales, oh silkie tales,
They're told by Purple Chicken.

Note : No chickens were harmed during the production of this song. My apologies to those breeds who do not have tails.

 

[Gracie_Chickie]

Dashing through the coop,
Spreading 'round some hay,
Dodging chikin poop,
Laughing all the way!!!

 

[PitterPaws]

sung to oh christmas tree...

Oh chicken eggs
oh chicken eggs
how long must I wait..

Been in the bator oh so long.
my eyes are blood shot,
I need some sleep

Oh chicken eggs
oh chicken eggs
I think I am addicted.
RIR and Silkies too
Barred rock and the lone duck too

oh chicken eggs
oh chicken eggs
how long must I wait.

 

[justusnak]

ok....I will give it a try....

The 12 Days of Christmas....

On the first day of posting the BYC gave me...
A Welcome to the chick lovin family.

On the second day of Christmas, the BYC gave me..
2 new coop ideas...and a welcome to the chick lovin family.

On the 3rd day of Christmas, the BYC gave me... 3 bedding types, 2 new coop ideas, and a welcome to the chick lovin family.

On the 4th day of Christmas, the BYC gave me.. 4 new breeds im wanting...3 bedding types, 2 new coop ideas, and a welcome to the chick lovin family.

On the 5th day of Christmas, the BYC gave me...5 HATCHING IDEAS!! 4 new breeds im wanting, 3 bedding types,2 new coop ideas, and a welcome to the chick lovin family.

On the 6th day of Christmas, the BYC gave me..6 watering options, 5 HATCHING IDEAS!! 4 new breeds im wanting, 3 bedding types, 2 new coop ideas, and a welcome to the chick lovin family.

On the 7th day of Christmas the BYC gave me...7 breeder pen set ups, 6 watering options, 5 HATCHING IDEAS!! 4 new breeds im wanting,3 bedding types,2 new coop ideas, and a welcome to the chick lovin family.

On the 8th day of Christmas, the BYC gave me... 8 brooder ideas, 7 breeder pen set ups, 6 watering options, 5 HATCHING IDEAS!! 4 new breeds im wanting, 3 bedding types, 2 new coop ideas, and a welcome to the chick lovin family.

On the 9th day of Christmas the BYC gave me...9 predator warnings, 8 brooder ideas, 7 breeder pen setups,6 watering options, 5 HATCHING IDEAS! 4 new breeds im wanting, 3 bedding types, 2 new coop ideas, and a welcome to the chick lovin family!

On the 10th day of Christmas the BYC gave me...10 tons of friends..9 predator warnings,8 brooder ideas, 7 breeder pen setups, 6 watering options, 5 HATCHING IDEAS!! 4 new breeds im wanting, 3 bedding types, 2 new coop ideas...and a welcome to the chick lovin family.

On the 11th day of Christmas, the BYC gave me... 11 types of treats, 10 tons of friends, 9 predator warnings, 8 brooder ideas, 7 breeder pen set ups, 6 watering options, 5 HATCHING IDEAS!! 4 new breeds im wanting, 3 bedding types, 2 new coop ideas, and a welcome to the chick lovin family.

On the 12th day of Christmas, the BYC gave me... a 12 step chicken addiction...11 types of treats, 10 tons of friends, 9 predator warnings, 8 brooder ideas, 7 breeder pen set ups, 6 watering options, 5 HATCHING IDEAS!!! 4 new breeds im wanting 3 bedding types, 2 new coop ideas...and a welcome to the chick lovin family!!!


whew!!!

 

[earthnut]

Shiri the chicken
was a very cheery bird,
with her coal black eyes
and her snow white down
and her wattle so absurd

Scratchety scratch scratch
Scratchety scratch scratch
Look at Shiri go
Scratchety scratch scratch
Scratchety scratch scratch
Digging with her toes