Clean Blonde Jokes!!!

[valia]

really lovely

 

[bhwk40]

Question: How do you drown a blonde? Answer: You put a "scratch and sniff" sticker on the bottom of the pool

 

[DirtyBlonde]

There was once 2 blondes who lived on a ranch. The government were going to take their farm away if they didn't start raising more cattle. One of the blondes said I will go down and see if I like the bull at a good price then I will tell you to come pick it up with the trailer. They only had $600. When the blonde got down there she liked the bull and decided to buy it. It was $599. After she bought the bull she had to telegram her sister. She asked the person how much per word? He replied $1. She explained what was going on and said it was seriously important. He said sorry u can only have 1 word. After she thought for while she said “ send her the word comfortable". He replied “How in the world is ur sister going to know that u want the bull and to hitch hike it and bring the trailer by sending her the word comfortable?" She said “My sisters blonde she will read it slowly com-for-da-bull"

 

[mlpfimlove]

An Angel is always been thought​

To be one of God's most precious works​

I guess that's how she had u fooled​

Cause she was an Angel in disguise​

Hurt and pain could never come from her​

So left me only to find hurt and pain involves her​

But now you see your mistakes​

And now u see your angel was a fake​

But my love was never misplaced​

See baby my love is true​

And most importantly Still I Love You​

 

[smallfryfury]

Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. The joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, "I think we're in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?"  
This lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, "I've got an idea. We'll tie a red bow around my puppy and a blue bow around yours."  
The next day the first blonde comes running up to the second when she got home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose. They've pulled the ribbons off while they were playing."  
"OK, we need to find a better way to tell them apart," says the second blonde.   After several more hours of concentration, they came up with the bright idea of getting different colored collars.  
Again, the next day, the first blonde comes running up to the second as soon as she gets home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose. They've pulled their collars off while they were playing."
"There's got to be some way to tell them apart," says the second blonde.  
After several more hours of concentration, the first blonde finally comes up with another idea, "I know! Why don't you take the black one and I'll take the white one!"


Another joke:


Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."

The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."

The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."

The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.

Love the train one and im new here too

 

[smallfryfury]

What do you call a skeleton in a closet. The blonds 1953 hide and seek champian

 

[smallfryfury]

A blonde looked into a box o cheerios and said oh look donut seeds!

 

[smallfryfury]

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.


February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!


March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"


April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!


May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!


June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.


July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!


August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.


September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???


October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.


November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!


December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

lol loved this one!! XD

 

[smallfryfury]

@kyla thank you for making this blonde joke fourm ps im new here

 

[kyla]

your very welcome!!! I havent been on sometime myself....