Clean Blonde Jokes!!!

A blonde was driving then a blonde cop pulled her over and said
Cop:may i see your id
Blonde looking for ID
Blonde: how does an ID look like
Cop: it's square and has ur pictures on it
Blonde: oh I have one of dose
Blonde pulls out a square mirror from her purse and looks at her self yup this is it
Cop gets the mirror
Cop: sorry I didn't now u were a cop
 
What do you call 2 blinds in a pool? Air bubbles
What do you call 3 blinds standing in a row? A wind tunnel

A blond and a brunett were walking along a path in the woods. The brunett said "oh look, a dead bird". The blond looked up in the sky and said "where, where?"
 
A blonde a Russian and an American were sitting around a campfire in a Forrest.
Russian: did u know we were the first ones in space
American: well we were first 1s on the moon. Isn't that better?
Blonde: ha! We're gonna be first on sun
Russian: impossible ull burn up
Blonde: we're not idiots. We'll go at night!!:lau
 
Not sure if some one posted this already but.

A blond a brunette and a redhead had all just robbed a bank and run away. The police are chasing them and are hot on their heels. The girls come across a empty barn and decide to hide inside. They go in and see potato sacks and hide in them. The police come in and start searching the stacks. They come across the redhead who thinks fast and say "meow!" The police say oh its just a cat and move on. They next find the brunette who again thinks fast and goes "Woof!" The police say oh its just a dog and move on. Then the come across the blonde who say "Potato" they realize shes on of the robbers and takes her to jail.
 

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