Clean Blonde Jokes!!!

[intowin]

Why did the blond right tgif on her shoes. To remind her toes go in first.

 

[intowin]

what is a row of blonds called? A wind tunnel

 

[intowin]

What is a blond at the bottom of a swimming pool? air pocket

 

[intowin]

Two blonds are sitting at starbucks one day when a truck load of sod rolls by. The one blond told the other "One day when I get rich I want to do that" Do what? the other asked "Have my yard sent out to be mowed.

 

[intowin]

If you offer a blond a penny for her thoughts you will get change back

 

[Gomes Bantams]

All of the ones I know i cant post on here.

 

[mrgreenjeans53]

Santa, the Easter Bunny and a blond all see a dollar bill lying in the middle of the road at the same time.

Which of the 3 will claim the money?......NEITHER of them!!

Santa and the Easter Bunny don't really exist and the blonde can't find the middle of the road.



Ever see a "corn maize" for a blonde?

It's a big cleared field with one corn stalk right in the middle.

 

[Mac14]

Ever see a "corn maize" for a blonde?

It's a big cleared field with one corn stalk right in the middle.

Where's the begining and the end? What direction are you supposed to go? I'm a blonde too, if you haven't noticed.

 

[kyla]

That stinks!!

 

[kyla]

Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. The joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, "I think we're in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?"
This lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, "I've got an idea. We'll tie a red bow around my puppy and a blue bow around yours."
The next day the first blonde comes running up to the second when she got home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose. They've pulled the ribbons off while they were playing."
"OK, we need to find a better way to tell them apart," says the second blonde. After several more hours of concentration, they came up with the bright idea of getting different colored collars.
Again, the next day, the first blonde comes running up to the second as soon as she gets home, "Oh no, I can't tell whose puppy is whose. They've pulled their collars off while they were playing."
"There's got to be some way to tell them apart," says the second blonde.
After several more hours of concentration, the first blonde finally comes up with another idea, "I know! Why don't you take the black one and I'll take the white one!"
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Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your fishing licenses."
"We don't have any," replied the first blonde.
"Well, if you're going to fish, you need fishing licenses," said the Game Warden.
"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're collecting debris off the bottom of the river."
The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line. "Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden. "Take all the debris you want." And with that, he left.
As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically. "What a dumb Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the other two. "Doesn't he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?"