Clean Blonde Jokes!!!

[kyla]

I had a blonde moment the other day. I was looking everywhere for my razor so that I could take a shower. I searched for and hour and a half. As it turned out, in was in my pocket the whole time!!!!

 

[Arielle]

 

[Double Laced]

What do you call an intelligent blonde ?

A golden retriever / labrador

 

[babymakes6]

never mind

 

[brahmakid11]

A blond is telling her bff about her first time riding a horse. "So I got on this pretty little horse and it just took off galloping with me. I tried to hang on but, the saddle was so slippery that I started to fall off. I was yelling for help and hanging on for dear life. I had my arms wrapped around it's neck. I really thought I was going to die. It was so scarry" The bff said "Oh my God! How did you get it to stop?" Blond says "Oh this nice man just came up and he saved me" Bff "How did he stop it?" Blond "He unpluged it from the wall and it stopped. I thanked the man for saving my life and he just laughed - like it was no big deal" Bff "Really? It was a Walmart horse?"

Iv'e heard of that one

 

[brahmakid11]

Blonde was hunting, shot an elk a man came up as she was tagging the elk and the blonde said "this is my elk and you are not taking it" the guy said "lady, I just want my saddle".

 

[oldrooster]

Iv'e heard of that one

yea I've been using that one for over a decade.......

 

[brahmakid11]

yea I've been using that one for over a decade.......

A decade ago I was a toddler.

 

[Gomes Bantams]

Wait a second, that would mean..... your 2 years younger than I am! I think.

 

[Mac14]

a decade ago I was almost starting school.