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[cavemanrich]

 

[cavemanrich]

Just cant get enough of Chuck

 

[cavemanrich]

 

[cavemanrich]

I like ART,,,

 

[cavemanrich]

 

[cavemanrich]

 

[cavemanrich]

Less than COMMON way to cut a sandwich in half

 

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EZ solutions

 

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[oldrooster]

I was taken to a Chinese restaurant once, with friends/fiends?? I didn't know what anything was so they ordered for me. I somehow made it home -then rushed upstairs to the restroom. It was the start of a long, long, long relationship. Pepto didn't work,
Kaopectate didn't work, finally had to call in Paragoric. Thought I was gonna die.

Luckily we had a second bathroom - well just 1/2 sink & porcelain bowl. With 4 other folks in the same house - it could have gotten ugly. But, I already was in the upstairs bathroom - no one dared to follow after me. Very funny but not when it was happening.

No more food for me if I don't recognize it's form or the words to call it.

I re read this and realized it may not be the "food" but what was in it. MSG is an ingredient some places use to "flavor" food it's also a "preservative" it can cause or symptoms you describe, or the opposite effects. sorry folks just trying to say it as least offensive as possible....