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Way back when, man where man and sheep were scared.... We had a blonde lab called Taylor. He was trained for hunting and he had what we considered a soft mouth. We would give him eggs and the way he would eat them was to repeatably drop them until they broke, then eat them. He had a buddy, a cat. It was called Holstein, due to it's black spots on a white body. When ever Taylor wasn't working, the two where always together, eating, sleeping etc. There was times, you would catch Taylor carrying Holstein in his mouth. Some people would flip when they saw this. The cat, limp like hanging from his mouth. The majority of the time, he would have a spruce cone hanging out of his mouth, which made him look like he was smoking. We had chickens back then, and when they would escape, we would have Taylor go after them. Sometimes, he would "herd" them back or other times, I think when he wasn't into it, he would catch them and carry them back to us. I remember one time, I went out to warm the car up. I heard the geese on the pond going nuts. I thought it was a fox or maybe a coyote. It was neither, it was Taylor. He was catching the gosling and bring them up to the house. I had 1 by the car when I got to it.

Kaj
 
What a great dog story!! I miss my sheppard mix I had. She would herd my kitten away from the top of the stairs. Herd small children back to their parents. Herd you to her food bowl. I'm sure she would have herded the chickens around, too.
 
Dog stories today!!!!!!
I had the most wonderful Old English x Wolfhound She was amazing and soooooooo big she could put her paws on DHs shoulders and look him in the eyes!
Folk were frightened of her because of her size but in reality she was a softie. She would heard kids too any kids - ours or not!!!! When I went to get the our kids from school she would dash about sniffing all the kids until she found ours. I loved her sooo much.

Here she is with dh lots of years ago

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We now have Murph and Gizzy both rescues - and an evil cat called Teddy ( Garfield would have been a better name.)
He is evil because as soon as the dogs are out of the utility he climbs over the dog guard and pisses in their water bowls!!!!
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Oesdog
 
Good morning chicken wranglers
Oh I do love dog stories. We havent enough time for all the adventure stories about me and my child hood companion bruno. But I have a grump sheperd / lab WE call her maisy jo
She is also an egg hunter. I have seen her go nose to the wind and search the bank of the pond until she finds the pekin ducks eggs, and gentle as a lamnb she will carry them to her rock were she drops them to crack so ahe can lap up the treasure, If , infact,I catch her doing it I call her in and she will surrender the egg whitch becomes my breakfast the next morn.
Maybe tomorrow I will share a bruno hunting adventure or something. God Bless!
 
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They always do that I figure it has a block on what is considered swear words but they forgot the Bxxch word is ok to describe a female dog!!!!
I got caught with that one loads of times!!! took me ages to figure why what I wrote didn't come out?????

Oesdog - I wonder if I write grump - will it come out as Bxxch????? NO !!!! -
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I'm really happy cuz my DH is feeling better today. He was feeling flu-ish all yesterday. Had me worried. I did get a fair bit of decluttering done yesterday while he was napping. Today, I slept in.

DS is suspended from school. Silly boy had a lighter in his pocket at school and took it out to play with it during lunch cuz he was bored. He got suspended for it. So no reason to get up at 6:30am since I don't have to get him off to school... We're seriously looking into homeschooling. Just to get him through the last year of school and get him a diploma. Ugh.
 
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LOL

It took me a second to figure out why you wrote this.

There's a radio show that used to be called something like City B***hes and it was a dog show. The station made them change the name.
 
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We have a dog that likes to sneak into the chicken run and eat the chicken poop. Ewwwwww.

When people ask what breed he is, I tell them he's a purebred mutt.
 

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