Come Ramble With Me!

[bill3607]

theyre b i g

OMG someone is breaking into my house to kill me!!! Oh, let me go get my bathroom scales!!!

 

[human1]

Told y’all human was a mutant. She has revealed her true form.


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i was concerned you would spek random things if i changed it to that

 

[human1]

OMG someone is breaking into my house to kill me!!! Oh, let me go get my bathroom scales!!!

you yeet the scales

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

What in the world would ever cause you to think of your bathroom scales as the first thing for your defense from a crazed torture woman?

Some of those things are hefty. Sturdy, too.
What I should do is get my hands on one of those hospital scales with the little calibration bar -- now, those are heavy.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

OMG someone is breaking into my house to kill me!!! Oh, let me go get my bathroom scales!!!

No, I would probably use the staple gun and hatchet/knives in that scenario. The bathroom scales are what I use when I need to knock someone out but still keep them in one piece (minus some concussing, of course).

 

[EmmaRainboe]

I don’t know. Sapphire hits those bathroom scales hard. I still have the bump from when she hit me for saying spaghetti is better than lasagna.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I don’t know. Sapphire hits those bathroom scales hard. I still have the bump from when she hit me for saying spaghetti is better than lasagna.

Did I hit you after that? I must not have been in a good mood that day.
Of course, I do prefer lasagna over spaghetti, but both are good.

 

[bill3607]

Some of those things are hefty. Sturdy, too.
What I should do is get my hands on one of those hospital scales with the little calibration bar -- now, those are heavy.

I don’t know. Sapphire hits those bathroom scales hard. I still have the bump from when she hit me for saying spaghetti is better than lasagna.

But it is better.....just saying

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

But it is better.....just saying

Lasagna, or spaghetti?
I find the combination of pasta, meat, sauce, and cheese to be delectable, but even my own sister (or was it my brother? I can't remember at the moment) doesn't like the stuff....

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Lasagna, or spaghetti?
I find the combination of pasta, meat, sauce, and cheese to be delectable, but even my own sister (or was it my brother? I can't remember at the moment) doesn't like the stuff....

Ah, I see it now. Oops. I misread your post, Bill, sorry.