Constant, loud parties in the brooder

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I have things ready in case I lose power-batteries, candles, .22...I just hope I don't have to use any of them.
I looked in on them and they were all asleep in front of the heat lamp-not 2 minutes later, ALL of their pine shavings are in the back of the brooder box. HOW ARE THEY DOING THIS SO FAST?
Oh, and they look angry...
 
Hey easttxchix--thought you were in the witness protection program! Now you are alone with THEM? Please be careful. I heard there is supposed to be a big rave party down there somewhere. I see that misslydias chickens are reading the announcements scratched into the dirt about the party. I feel soooo bad for you two! Let me know if you need held. The 10th mountain division is not to far from here and I could rally the troops for you!
 
Easttxchix needs to keep their chicks from talking to everyone elses. Warning they are a bad influence and this behavior is spreading!!! I came home and found 5 escaped and trashing the house.
 
The more I think about it, the more I realize the rowdies can't help themselves, I think they are in need of the 'Chicken Exorcist!' Hurry, I think he gives group rates.
 
It does seem to be spreading, the epidemic of hooligans.
What really bothers me is that Miss Lydia's flock of adult birds seem to be involved-I thought it was just the little ones...it's all of them, adults, babies, ducks, geese...
I do have Homeland Security on speed dial just in case things get out of hand here tonight.
The really scary part...they're VERY, VERY quiet...what does that mean????
 
It's gonna hit the fan.
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You better get those reinforcements there asap! They are planning something new.
I can't believe my hooligans were able to bribe the dog to let them out and protect them from the cat. I just hope they are not involved in the silkies plan to take over the world.
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The National Egguirer reports Hollywood is casting feathered fowl to play the ruffians in an as yet untitled mini-series. Based on a true fowl uprising in a small, farm community that quickly spread to urban areas nation-wide., it has been rumored that Viggo Maran-son has acquired all rights and will direct and act in this vehicle.
 

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