Constant, loud parties in the brooder

[easttxchick]

Yay! We're famous everybody! We rock!

Welcome, maclady-I am actually so glad you're here-perhaps YOU can give us some insight into what's going on, military wise, to protect us from the "Fuzzy Butt Invasion". Of course, if it's classified, I understand(you can PM me, I won't tell).
Dear Heavens, I didn't even dare to think about the properties of the poo-I think I just chose to ingnore it...
PeteJ-They're staring at the light? Perhaps that is some sort of signal from..."the others"...
ibeier2000-They're huddling around the thermostat? That's scary...I hope you have an evacuation plan in place.
Miss Lydia--How's Gordon? Does he need me to send in aerial reinforcements? I have 23 Call ducks at the ready.
dsqrd-You seem to be able to figure out what they're planning and thinking-I think you should be Intelligence. Are you up for it?

 

[pharmchickrnmom]

ibeir2000--Homeland security is headed your way. Something about fertilizer and bombs being mentioned in the same sentence.

PeteJ--the court just slapped them on the wing. They need hardcore lockdown. Might want to check your credit cards for unauthorized charges!

Maclady--as long as all the weapons are locked up you have half a chance. You've heard of the song Girls With Guitars? Well, we now have Chicks gone Commando!

 

[dsqard]

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I can be sneaky. Here's my disguise:

Think it will work? I used to be military intelligence! (Oh wait that's an oxymoron right?!)

 

[heather112588]

Omg thats funny and sneaky... i like it!

 

[Miss Lydia]

 

[dsqard]

See here I am just tooling down the street incognito! They'll never figure it out!

 

[easttxchick]

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I can be sneaky. Here's my disguise:
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/60251_chicken-costume-deluxe.jpg
Think it will work? I used to be military intelligence! (Oh wait that's an oxymoron right?!)

This kind of thing is exactly why I think you would be perfect for the job, dsqrd. I have absolutely no doubt that you'll blend right in and they'll be none the wiser.
It looks like you're going undercover-I wish you luck.
Oh, I forgot to tell ya'll-I have 15 Call duck eggs developing in the incubator(due to hatch Feb. 9th)-do you think...no, it couldn't be...ducks are too cute and fluffy, right? OR are those adorable, fluffy balls with bills and webbed feet the PERFECT cover? Is this the second wave?
Help...

 

[easttxchick]

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I totally just sprayed my computer screen with Coke! That is HYSTERICAL!

 

[dsqard]

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I don't know, I think some of them can be pretty sneaky too

(Ok just realized how sneaky that duck is! It is a duck, diguised as a goose, disguised as a penguin!)

 

[dsqard]

I am so totally sure that they won't figure me out if I drive down the road in this