I asked DW to pick up chicken feed last spring when she was in town at TSC, she sends me a message, 'ducks are a dollar'

NO! Pretty funny cause she hates my birds. Costs way to much $$ to feed them.
Then sends me a pick of a box on the passenger seat with 'It's your fault'

Got seven for $6, three pekins and four mallards.. I didn't want ducks again

Then oldest DDs BFs dad got way to many turkey poults at a feed store on sale decided it was to expensive to feed all of them so asks her mom if we wanted a couple, sure she says so I get two free

Did process them this winter way too late 50lbs apiece... Was a expensive yr for feed.
Still have the ducks...and way to many chickens...