Crazy looks when I tell people I own chickens

[theoldchick]

What you need to do is get all fancied up, find ya a girly-girly yorkie dog carrier made of cloth. Place your favorite hen in the carrier and take a trip to Lowes. Unzip the carrier just far enough so the hen can poke her head out. Troll the isles in your best heels and make sure you sashay those hips and tuck your chin. Add an occasional head toss to flip your hair. Work it, girl! Give those guys something to look at!



Ps: if you are a guy, pass on the high heels.

 

[redrstr29]

hahahahah that would be good but im sure my gf wouldnt appreciate that!! haha but I get the drift lol Im a guy but i know what you mean!! lol