Cruel tricks I like to play on my dog.

[PurpleChicken]

If you like to mentally mess with your dogs than post it here.


I like to look my dog straight in the face and tell him I don't like him and I'm going to eat him until he starts crying and whining.

I like to hold a milkbone just above his reach and make him jump for it but never give it to him. Then I eat it in front of him.

I like to put peanut butter on his nose and snoot.

I hold back on the pepper on his steak just because he loves pepper.


Yes, I know these are cruel to do but it makes me laugh.

 

[Tiramisu]

Was that milkbone good?



I got my dogs excited by saying "let's go outside!!!" and then I don't let them out...mostly out of laziness.

 

[Mahonri]

You mean dude you....

 

[debilorrah]

Saltines and peanut butter? I have VERY well behaved dog that has a BIG lickery instinct. I keep hollering NO NO NO NO NO NO NO until he slinks down and heaves a big sigh.

 

[BorderKelpie]

I like to tease my BC. I call her name all happy-like when she's in her crate or in the dog run. She gets all wiggly and cute. Then, I ignore her. As soon as she calms down, I do it again.

Everyone says it's mean. I think she likes it. I can do each of the dogs by name and they know exactly to whom I'm speaking. But, Rain is by far the best little wiggler.
lol

*squealing* Raaaain! wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
hehehehe

 

[rodriguezpoultry]

The poodle gets the "get off the bed" thing. Because he sits there and SHAKES all night. He acts like he wants up there, but it's only to tick you off.

The shih tzu has to get "comfy" so will kick you in the face in order to do it. I say turn-about is fair play. She kicks...I kick. She just gets kicked further than I do. She comes back up 10 seconds later, lays down and kicks me AGAIN!!!!

 

[Yay Chicks!]

Purplechicken, dude! You give your dog steak and you eat the milkbone? Who's messin' with who?

 

[BorderKelpie]

Yay Chicks! :

Purplechicken, dude! You give your dog steak and you eat the milkbone? Who's messin' with who?

LMAO!!!


Good point!!​

 

[PurpleChicken]

Yay Chicks! :

Purplechicken, dude! You give your dog steak and you eat the milkbone? Who's messin' with who?

Yeah but it's only a good cut of sirloin or sometimes even London broil. It's not like he gets the good cuts. Tricks on him though because tonight it's pork chops.​

 

[sonew123]

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Yeah but it's only a good cut of sirloin or sometimes even London broil. It's not like he gets the good cuts. Tricks on him though because tonight it's pork chops.

Your sooo bad!