Non sequitur haikus

[sourland]

Ow to the Monk man.
How the heck did that happen?
Time for repair shop.

 

[MROO]

It is a Monday…
this blew up over weekend
Running late to class

#TalkinHaiku
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[edit to add] Listening to this on pandora enroute to class this morning….

Poetic license?
"Running" is figurative ...
"Hobbling," at best!

 

[electrycmonk]

Ow, electrycmonk!
What on earth is that swelling?!?
Keep us posted, please!

Bursitis… who knew,
they drained it after my class
Wednesday it returned…

Fast tracked a consult
they called while I was driving
Found it AFTER 5!

Oh well, call monday
Hope they will see me this week
It’s beyond wierd now…

 

[electrycmonk]

Ow to the Monk man.
How the heck did that happen?
Time for repair shop.

I woke up with it
wish I had better story
Now it’s time for bed….

 

[electrycmonk]

Poetic license?
"Running" is figurative ...
"Hobbling," at best!

Really *stepped in it
well practiced at “Foot-in-mouth”
Keep it real awkward…

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Ageing is an art
Better left to those of us
With experience!

I say, takes talent
To break a bone just standing,
Getting out of bed.

What else can just fail
Without any fair warning?
Warranty expired!

 

[sourland]

Warranty long gone.
No replacement parts so far.
Could use grease fittings.

 

[Sally PB]

My philosophy:
Take good care of your body.
It's costly to fix!