Crying?

[5 Points Wingfeather]

I'm not. I have proof that she crys.

Mutchi, you have told us

1. You’re pig is so fat it can’t see.
2. Your horse is so skinny you can see its bones.
3. Your goat has eaten poisonous plants.
4. Your chickens have mites.
5. Your dog cries—you told us you and you’ve given her pills but won’t tell people what the pills are.
6. Your pet rooster got attacked by a fox 5 times and survived the first four.

I quit looking at your threads after those 6.

I am cynical. Perhaps too cynical. But it’s hard for me to imagine all this is true. It seems more likely to me that you’ve come to a website with animal lovers and you are just trying to get them frustrated or worried. If I am wrong, I apologize. Like I said I’m cynical. If I’m right, you’ve done a good hob and I’m sure you’re having a good laugh.

 

[5 Points Wingfeather]

Also that you want to breed a chicken to an owl.

Just hard to take it seriously. I’ll quit now.

 

[Mutchi]

Mutchi, you have told us

1. You’re pig is so fat it can’t see.
2. Your horse is so skinny you can see its bones.
3. Your goat has eaten poisonous plants.
4. Your chickens have mites.
5. Your dog cries—you told us you and you’ve given her pills but won’t tell people what the pills are.
6. Your pet rooster got attacked by a fox 5 times and survived the first four.

I quit looking at your threads after those 6.

I am cynical. Perhaps too cynical. But it’s hard for me to imagine all this is true. It seems more likely to me that you’ve come to a website with animal lovers and you are just trying to get them frustrated or worried. If I am wrong, I apologize. Like I said I’m cynical. If I’m right, you’ve done a good hob and I’m sure you’re having a good laugh.

1. Tru
My pig is slowly starting to loose that fat.
2. False (for the most part.)
My horse was skinny when we got her but is now skinny cis of old age.
3. False
My goat has eaten plants that I was wondering if they were possibly poisonous.
4. Tru
My chicken did have mites, and they seem to have them again.
5. Tru
She crys every night and I wasn't giving the pills, my parents were. I had no control over the pills.
6. Tru.
He did survive the fox attacks, but I don't think it was only foxes, but skunk.
I miss him so much, he was my baby boy.

Also that you want to breed a chicken to an owl.

Just hard to take it seriously. I’ll quit now.

Sorry! I was wondering what you guys would say!
I may pull lots of pranks but to be sure those aren't pranks.