Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

Fun fact: the three major branches of otter varieties in North America are…

the freshwater River otter, the Sea otter, and the somewhat pugnacious Wyie otter.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I heard on the radio that the biggest problem with colonizing Mars was the lack of atmosphere.

What if we dim the lights and add some cool Jazz?

 

[AidKD]

 

[Jester57]

A monocle partnered up with another monocle.


They made a spectacle of themselves.

 

[The Birb King]

What did the turkey say to the computer?

GOOGLE!

 

[Jester57]

How did the river become so financially savvy?

You hear a lot when you run between two banks.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Okay, not exactly a dad joke but I love it.

 

[Jester57]

I knew a mechanic at a muffler shop.


It was exhausting work.

 

[AidKD]

 

[Jester57]

When a big fight broke out on the moving stairway…


police were forced to de-escalate the situation.