Dad Jokes😂

[Happy hen lover]

What's red and bad for teeth?

Bricks

 

[azurbanclucker]

What group of people never get angry? Nomads.

 

[Isadora]

What group of people never get angry? Nomads.

My husband is one of those. They're pretty rare.

 

[azurbanclucker]

My husband is one of those. They're pretty rare.

I'm the opposite

 

[Isadora]

I'm the opposite

Glad I'm not married to you, then!

 

[azurbanclucker]

Glad I'm not married to you, then!

I think it's an occupational hazard when you work in tech. But it's a rage like a teapot. Simmers for a while, boils over, then subsides again.

 

[Vampiric_Conure]

What do you call an annoyed farmer? Aggravated.

 

[Crazy Maizie]

I'm the opposite

I used to tell my kids, "Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like it when I'm angry."

 

[azurbanclucker]

I’m an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It’s my special tea.

 

[KingD]

Where do fruits go on vacation?

Spoiler: :)

Pear-is!