Dad Jokes😂

[KingD]

You almost made me spit out my milk!

Oh dear, I am most sorry

 

[cherrynberry]

Oh dear, I am most sorry

Surely you meant to say: Oh *dairy

 

[KingD]

Why do you smear peanut butter in the road?

Spoiler: "_*

to go with the traffic jam

 

[azurbanclucker]

What do you call a fancy fish?

Spoiler

So-fish-ticated.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Why do you smear peanut butter in the road?

Spoiler: "_*

to go with the traffic jam

haha

 

[KingD]

Why did the bike fall over?

Spoiler: :)

it was too tyred

 

[KingD]

Why can't you hear pterodactyls going to the toilet?

Spoiler: ...

the P is silent

 

[azurbanclucker]

Why can't you hear pterodactyls going to the toilet?

Spoiler: ...

the P is silent

 

[KingD]

Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

To make up for the miserable summer

 

[KingD]

Had a letter from some solicitors advising me that a distant relative had died and bequeathed me his very rare WW2 pilots watch, which apparently is in mint condition.

Spoiler: :/

I thought this has got to be a wind up.