Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

Thank you for making the energy drink for my pet rock.

He needed a tectonic.

 

[azurbanclucker]

My wife doesn't like gummy bears.

She said they taste Haribo

 

[Hayden Goseek]

We HAVE to get that eye roll reply!

 

[Jester57]

Fun fact: the original spelling of banana was “bannanna”. The present spelling was adopted about 250 years ago during the Enlightenment.

 

[BigBlueHen53]

My wife doesn't like gummy bears.

She said they taste Haribo

 

[azurbanclucker]

Fun fact: the original spelling of banana was “bannanna”. The present spelling was adopted about 250 years ago during the Enlightenment.

100% got that. Well played.

 

[Jester57]

I returned the book once for being too small. It was the wrong volume.

 

[azurbanclucker]

TSC knows what's up. Found in the Christmas aisle.

 

[Brooks_]

TSC knows what's up. Found in the Christmas aisle.

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Does anyone really have to ask though?

 

[azurbanclucker]

Does anyone really have to ask though?