Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Isadora]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Jester57]

Did you hear about the Dairy Queen Bandit?

Spoiler

He was taken into custard-y. Cone you believe it?

 

[Jester57]

Where are full moon attacks most likely to occur?

Spoiler

In the werehouse district.

 

[Jester57]

Why did the police take credit for the crime lord getting run over by the metro?


It was a bussed

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[Jester57]

I just saw a preview of a movie about the search for a racing car hauler who got lost because he was the last one in the convoy.

Spoiler

It was a trailer about trailing the trailing trailer.

 

[Jester57]

My daughter’s in a woodwind quartet.

Spoiler

She likes it because there’s no strings attached.

 

[AntiqueB]

Son: Hey, there are two Subarus in a row.

Me: It's a Subar-two, then.

 

[Jester57]

Is a mountain just a part of earth with a stuffed crust?