Dad Jokes😂

[Iluveggers]

 

[Iluveggers]

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, and then crosses the road again?

A dirty double-crossing chicken.

 

[Happy hen lover]

What's red and bad for your teeth?


A brick.

 

[pennyJo1960]

"Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc."

 

[pennyJo1960]

"Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up."

 

[PippinTheChicken]

Where do the citrus fruits hang up their laundry?
on the washing-LIME!

 

[PippinTheChicken]

Why are celebrities so cool?
they have lots of fans!

 

[PippinTheChicken]

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[Little Baby Bean]

Has anyone done this one yet?:
What do you call a bird that is afraid to fly?

Chicken

 

[PippinTheChicken]

What do dieting zombies eat?
Graaaaains!