Dad Jokes😂

[ColtHandorf]

Every time we passed a cemetery in the car when I was little my dad would say, "you know people are just dying to get in there..."

 

[Crazy Maizie]

 

[Brooks_]

Every time we passed a cemetery in the car when I was little my dad would say, "you know people are just dying to get in there..."

A spin on that..How many dead people are in there? All of them.

 

[Isadora]

I don't usually like fart jokes but I laughed at this one:


What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past

 

[KingD]

I don't usually like fart jokes but I laughed at this one:


What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past

Scientists discovered a new dinosaur that is very intelligent.

It’s called a thesaurus.

 

[ColtHandorf]

Scientists discovered a new dinosaur that is very intelligent.

It’s called a thesaurus.

 

[Crazy Maizie]

How about this:

You can pick your friends.
And you can pick your nose.
But, you can't pick your friend's nose.

 

[Ruby Rogue]

How about this:

You can pick your friends.
And you can pick your nose.
But, you can't pick your friend's nose.


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Lol. I always say: you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your family.

 

[pennyJo1960]

There is a cruise ship that sank years ago in Juneau
One asked where did they bury the survivors ?

 

[KingD]

Bought a new aftershave today, it smells of breadcrumbs.


The birds love it