Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

We need a "groan" response emoji for some of these!

Then my job here is done.

 

[Painted Calls]

Did you hear that John Travolta was admitted to the hospital last Sunday morning with severe flu-like symptoms? Turns out it was just a Saturday Night Fever. He'll be OK, he's Stayin' Alive.

Good grief.

 

[Jester57]

A thirsty string walks by a bar with a sign out front that says: "No strings allowed".

The string ties himself into a square knot and brushes one of his ends out and walks into the bar. The bartender takes one look at him and says, "Hey, are you a string?"

And the string answers, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

 

[azurbanclucker]

My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…

 

[Jester57]

"Hey, can you give me some explanation as to why your neighbor's yard is so messy and overgrown?"

"We'd never."

 

[PippinTheChicken]

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Spoiler

Nothing. It just waved

 

[Sara S]

What’s brown and sticky

 

[Sara S]

"Hey, can you give me some explanation as to why your neighbor's yard is so messy and overgrown?"

"We'd never."

I get that

 

[KingD]

What’s brown and sticky

A branch

 

[Sara S]

A branch

A branch