Dad Jokes😂

[BigBlueHen53]

Good ones, guys! Keep 'em coming. You've already prolonged my lifespan by six or seven years.

 

[PippinTheChicken]

Jokes

Spoiler: 1

Spoiler: 2

 

[AntiqueB]

Finally found one!

 

[janiedoe]

Knock knock
Who's there?
I eat my mop
.. .

 

[troyer]

Knock knock
Who's there?
I eat my mop
.. .

Why?

 

[AntiqueB]

I eat my mop who?

 

[Chicken poppy]

Why did the dad bring extra socks when he went golfing?

Incase he got a hole in one.

 

[azurbanclucker]

You really should try archery while blindfolded.
No really, you should. You don't know what you're missing.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

When I was in Nursing School I had a patient who was a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac.

Spoiler

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a Dog.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Police are asking for the public's help in locating Dewie Cheetham, who escaped from county jail earlier. He is a self proclaimed psychic and should be easily identifiable due to his 3'11" height and long beard.

Citizens are advised to keep an eye out for this small medium at large.