Dad Jokes😂

[Chicken poppy]

What do a tick and the Eiffel tower have in common?

Their both Paris sites

 

[azurbanclucker]

What do you call a typo on a headstone?

Spoiler

A grave mistake.

 

[NC_Quail]

What type of tree is a cat afraid of?

Spoiler: Spoiler

a dogwood tree

 

[AntiqueB]

This thread needs a "groaning" emoji!

 

[NC_Quail]

This thread needs a "groaning" emoji!

Perhaps?

 

[azurbanclucker]

A man walks into a pet store and asks for a dozen bees. The clerk carefully counts 13 bees out onto the counter.

"That's one too many!" says the customer.

The clerk replies "It's a freebie"

 

[azurbanclucker]

This thread needs a "groaning" emoji!

It's right there in the thread title.

 

[AntiqueB]

It's right there in the thread title.

You can't fool me! That's a "laughing hysterically" emoji!

 

[Isadora]

 

[Hayden Goseek]