Dad Jokes😂

[Iluveggers]

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Spoiler: Spoiler

To get to the other tide.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

If I could spend Thanksgiving with anyone, dead or alive:

Spoiler

I prefer them to be alive.

Happy Thanksgiving.

 

[AntiqueB]

Happy Thanksgiving to you, too! Thanks for starting mine with a laugh!

 

[Jester57]

Thank you for explaining conditioner to me.
It really cleared up a lot of loose ends.

 

[Jester57]

Thank you for explaining to me how to replace all the wiring in my house. It was kind of revolting.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I keep seeing signs that say "FREE WIFI".

Who is WIFI and what did he do?

 

[Jester57]

Thank you for for buying that big bowl of dip for the party. I’m sure everyone will chip in.

 

[peepdaddy]

My grief counselor died and she was so good I didn't even care!

 

[Jester57]

Thank you for alphabetizing exit for me. I promise to keep it between ewe and eye.

 

[peepdaddy]

Good one!

Thank you for alphabetizing exit for me. I promise to keep it between ewe and eye.