Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

I once paid good money to see U2, but it turned out to be a tribute band.

Spoiler

It was a sham rock concert.

 

[Jester57]

What do you call Batman when he’s slightly wet?

Spoiler

The Dank Knight.

 

[Jester57]

Why did business come to a complete stop at the boat yard?

Spoiler

Lack of sails.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Jester57]

What do you get when you cross a bovine with artillery?

Spoiler

A cowitzer.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

New research argues dad jokes are important for child development. Get in here for your daily dose.
https://notthebee.com/article/researcher-says-that-dad-jokes-are-important-for-child-development

 

[Jester57]

Does it seem like sponges are really set-pitying?

Spoiler

I mean, they’re all porous.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I was going to post a joke about Sodium but I thought,
Na, no one will get it.

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

I was going to post a joke about Sodium but I thought,
Na, no one will get it.

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