Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Spoiler

Microwaves.

 

[GravityWaves]

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Here's one of the jokes the guy said on the radio: Why can't you hear a psychologist in the bathroom?

Spoiler

Because the "P" is silent!

 

[Jester57]

I told my girlfriend she was taking this woke thing too seriously. She said “that’s a big fat lie“.


Then she apologized for body shaming my lie.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I just found out that you can use superglue to clean your computer keyboarddddd

 

[Jester57]

Why was the timid running back not a success?

Spoiler

He was always just shy of a down.

 

[Jester57]

I once tried to tie two ropes together…


but it was all for knot.

 

[azurbanclucker]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I'll see your turtle and raise you a horse.

 

[Jester57]

What do hard of hearing cows say?


Cud you repeat that?

 

[Jester57]

The sign on the back of the sailboat said, “If you can read this, you’re too @$/!?:#% close“.

Spoiler

It was a stern warning.