Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

Can you sing solo?
So low we can't hear you?

 

[Jester57]

I once dated a big fan of slow cooking, who really enjoyed preparing organ meats.

Spoiler

It was heartwarming.

 

[Jester57]

Scientists have discovered a new type of sophisticated bacteria.

Spoiler

They’re very cultured.

 

[Jester57]

My doctor told me I had the heart of a young man.

I told him what I kept in my refrigerator was none of his business.

 

[Jester57]

I once dated a designated hitter.

They were kind of batty and kept wanting to go home.

 

[Jester57]

The guy working up on the telephone pole kept yelling, “What the @&;!? are YOU looking at, !?”:;&@!” to people passing by.

Spoiler

He was an offensive lineman.

 

[Jester57]

I dated a chiropractor.

Spoiler

She was kinda manipulative.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Is this a good place to post photos of a couple of stripers?

Spoiler

 

[Jester57]

The two-headed cow escaped from the sideshow at the circus.

It was a real freak out.

 

[Jester57]

I tried dating a mechanic.

Spoiler

The breakup was really wrenching.