Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

I once bought a hook from a pirate.


It was second hand.

 

[Jester57]

What makes life seem so cheap these days?


It’s all those clearance cells.

 

[Jester57]

Cannibals don’t have any problem meeting new people in singles bars.

They’re very comfortable in a meat market setting.

 

[Jester57]

The boss at the advertising company had a breakdown and locked himself in the warehouse with all the billboards. We should’ve seen this coming.

He had all the signs.

 

[Jester57]

What’s the difference between a nude beach and a regular beach?


Tanlines.

 

[Jester57]

Mastodon fossils have never been discovered in Antarctica.


If they were, it would be a mammoth discovery.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I told this story on another thread. It might qualify as a Dad Joke.

I wanted a pair of exotic alligator skin shoes when I was young but they were very expensive. I got to thinking about the big gator on the bayou where I fished and came up with a plan to get me some alligator shoes.
I snuck up behind him and jumped on his back. It was quite a fight and I barely got the best of him. I drug him up on the bank and you know what?

That alligator wasn't even wearing shoes.

 

[Sally PB]

you got me with that one!

 

[Hayden Goseek]

you got me with that one!

It's an old Justin Wilson joke.

 

[Brooks_]

It's an old Justin Wilson joke.

Can you gare-own-tee that?