Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

"If everyone would just follow my instructions, we would have a perfect world." ( Every one of the eight billion people on Earth )

 

[Hayden Goseek]

It's a new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.

 

[EuroChook]

THAT took me longer than it should have.

haha it happens to us all. There is no shame here.

 

[EuroChook]

I met a girl last night with a lovely heart and soul. Mhm! Don't be envious because it turned out she was a bit weird. So things went ok up to the point where she said, "I'll call you later."

I asked her, "Why the heck would you call me that?!"

Yeah. It's all over now.

 

[Jester57]

You know those jokes about other jokes?


I’ve never meta joke like that I didn’t like.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

"Your post are so relatable!"

Congratulations! You probably need therapy too!

 

[Jester57]

Which country music star went over to the dark side?

Garth Vader.

 

[EuroChook]

Why did the chicken consult a medium and psychic? (All together now---------)

To get to the other side! (Or cross to the other side...!)

 

[EuroChook]

(Why did the chicken insist on a traditional Dumb Supper? To invite others to cross from the other side, so she didn't have to cross anything at all!)

 

[Jester57]

Now that’s Garth Vader!