Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

-"John Deere stands behind all their equipment."

Except the manure spreader.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I set out to loose 10 lbs this month.

Only 15 to go.

 

[Jester57]

If you’re buying a used bird cage…


should you always ask for proof of perches?

 

[Hayden Goseek]

"No. I'm delivering a bridge!"

 

[Hayden Goseek]

The older I get the more I regret the people I've lost over the years.

Maybe becoming a trail guide wasn't a good idea after all.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

To the lady at Costco with her son on a leash. I'm sorry I asked you if he was a rescue.

The profanity wasn't necessary but Thank You for not siccing him on me.

 

[EuroChook]

It has been estimated that the human race is now cussing 25% more than ever. Spread out uniformly, and by today's standards, do you realize how many cuss words that would make for in the Roadrunner theme song?

'Beep Beep!'
"Mommy! Mommy! Make 'em STOP!"

 

[Jester57]

At camp, we made desserts by an open fire. We use toasted marshmallows, chocolate bars, graham crackers, and sleeping pills.


We called them snores.

 

[Kiki]

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[Hayden Goseek]

It has been estimated that the human race is now cussing 25% more than ever. Spread out uniformly, and by today's standards, do you realize how many cuss words that would make for in the Roadrunner theme song?

'Beep Beep!'
"Mommy! Mommy! Make 'em STOP!"

THAT took me longer than it should have.