Dad Jokes😂

[Everose]

 

[Everose]

 

[Jester57]

I worked as a researcher for an agricultural company; trying to develop a better form of popcorn. My initial results were a popcorn with a weak husk that tasted terrible.

The company called it soft poor corn.

 

[Jester57]

He made his confession while wiping down his game board.

It felt good to get it off his chess.

 

[LaFleche]

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(edit) It took me most of the day to get that one.
Just in case. Desert vs Dessert

It is even worse with his spelling abilities:

Dessert instead of island

 

[Jester57]

During his job interview, the tightrope walker fell 50 feet into a big bucket of plaster. He wasn’t hired;


he didn’t make a good impression.

 

[Jester57]

I once got into an argument with my friend over measuring. I wanted to use fractions and he wanted to use decimals.

I finally had to admit he had a point.

 

[Jester57]

In an ad, the bank says that they will “bury you in pennies” if you open a new account with them.


It's their newest incentive.

 

[Jester57]

The birds didn’t like their new accommodations at the zoo.


They thought it was aviary-age at best.

 

[Jester57]

I went to a religious celebration where I was the only one present.


It was a single service.