Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

I gave my niece a baby doll for her 7th birthday. She got so excited, she grabbed it in her arms and said “I love you”. The doll replied, “That's very kind of you, but as a doll, I don't have the capability to experience or reciprocate emotions like love. However, I'm here to provide you with assistance and support. Is there anything specific you need help with?”

It was a ChattyGPT Cathy.

 

[EuroChook]

I hear that they are planning to put a giant graveyard and crematorium right in the center of my town. Really? Oh yeah. It will be the "Dead Center of Town." Haha. (If it doesn't work for you, just slap me good upside a head!)

 

[Jester57]

He drove around in a car shaped like a penny.

He said it gave him a lot of incentive.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

What is made of leather and makes a sound like a sneeze?

A shoe.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Sorry. I couldn't convert this to a word problem.

 

[Jester57]

There was a movie series back in the 80s about single celled organisms traveling through time.

“Bacteria to the Future”.

 

[Jester57]

There was once a hipster tree.


He got board a lot.

 

[EuroChook]

What's green, has lumps all over it, and croaks real funny? If you said, "some kind of frog," you would be wrong. Truth is, I beat up some guy I found walking down the road, spray painted him green, and now he's making weird noises. I think he said his name is Jim. Ha. If you answered, "Jim," you're right! (And Jim probably wants you to call the police).

 

[EuroChook]

Anybody like the Muppets? What's green and smells like bacon? Oh wait... No. I can't tell that one!

 

[Jester57]

The chef carefully seasoned the Eveready and then threw it as hard as he could at the waiter.

It was a salted battery.