Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

When the employees from two topless bars fight each other…


is that a strip maul?

 

[Jester57]

What are the most trashy and ill-mannered subatomic particles?


Tachyons.

 

[Jester57]

I developed a potion that turns anyone who drinks it into the opposite sex.

It’s gender fluid.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I was looking at the Air Fryers in Costco yesterday.

What does fried air taste like?

 

[Hayden Goseek]

If given a choice between drinking wine and being skinny,
what would you choose?

White or Red?

 

[Hayden Goseek]

How many conspiracy theorist does it take to change a light bulb?

The important question is, who broke it and why are they keeping us in the dark?

 

[Jester57]

Why did the blonde method actor coat his tongue with asphalt?

The part called for gravelly voice.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

In Nursing School there was a joke we all knew and would use the punchline when someone missed a point that should have been obvious.

-A blond caught her kitchen on fire and excitedly called the fire department.
The fireman said "I understand. How do we get to where you are?
She said Duhhh, Big Red Truck!

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

Dang girl. Just joined yesterday and already fallen with a bad crowd.

 

[Brooks_]

Dang girl. Just joined yesterday and already fallen with a bad crowd.