Dad Jokes😂

[EuroChook]

How do you make a marmoset? Just put it in the refrigerator for a couple of hours--*boom boom!*

 

[EuroChook]

Don't you just love the political over-correction era? I sincerely do!

Oh well. Off to watch a Cow Wrangling People and Indigenous American Dwellers movie now. Back later.

 

[EuroChook]

When it's no longer a pullet is it a pushet?

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

They are very good at it.

 

[Jester57]

How did the plant go into business?


He got seed money.

 

[EuroChook]

Is a transgender cockerel a henerel? (Sounds like a medication! Take henerel, but only as directed by your physician).

Yup. See? This is why they made me leave home. That, and it burned down.

 

[EuroChook]

Is a transgender hen a ... oh no. I can't tell that one.

 

[EuroChook]

What if an already transgender cockerel wants to be transgender? Does that make a cockerel but a cockerel? It's like taking a trip, but never leaving home. Ha. Give me the era when a spade was a spade.

Oh laugh. Before they tell us all it is archaic and we are offensive for even smiling.

Oh wait. I thought this was the Dad Advice thread. Jokes you say? I will be right back!

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Me: I made smoothies for breakfast!

Wife: Those are Margaritas!

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I was visiting the monastery and when I passed the kitchen a man was cooking potato chips. I asked "Are you the friar?"

He replied "No. I'm the chip monk."