Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

 

[Sally PB]

If given a choice between drinking wine and being skinny,
what would you choose?

White or Red?

Being skinny. I don't drink wine.

 

[Sally PB]

True story, involving my dad, who used to sing, "What's New, Pussycat?" when I was little.

In pre-school, there was a "bring your dad to school day." My dad came. The teacher wanted us all to sing a song.

"What song shall we sing?" she asked.

"What's New, Pussycat?" Sally says. All the dads laughed.

 

[Jester57]

How is a dog that’s been trained to shake like a guy that comes up to us and screams the sky is falling?


Both of them give us paws.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

How do you know they're is a elephant hiding in your refrigerator?

Look for tracks in the Jello?

 

[Jester57]

When I was a kid, I wanted to grow up to be a mad scientist.

Today’s children can only aspire to be sanity challenged.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I am actually sitting in an 'organ procurement' class right now.
I offered to give my body to science.

She said to try Goodwill.

 

[Jester57]

A recent scientific expedition to the Amazon basin has uncovered the existence of “Gill Men”. These creatures, although they can breathe underwater, walk upright on two legs when on land. Scientists have even discovered that the Gill Men have a primitive form of religion.

Some have speculated there must be a preacher from the Black Lagoon.

 

[Jester57]

Big news from the serial killer store.


They’ve slashed prices.

 

[Fluffy_Moth_With_Silkies]

How do you do the little blur thing?