Dad Jokes😂

[Hayden Goseek]

Q. Why does the Norwegian Navy have bar codes on the hulls of their ships?

A. So when they return to port they can: Scandinavian

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I heard it's very cold in Argentina right now.

Infact, it's bordering on Chile.

 

[Jester57]

Was Frankenstein’s monster fun at parties?

The guy was always a real cut up.

 

[Jester57]

How did Quasimodo know which bells to ring at Notre Dame?


He just had a hunch.

 

[Jester57]

During my visit to Skull Island, I saw a bunch of giant dancing gorillas processing in single file.

It was a king conga line.

 

[Jester57]

How do mummies relax?

They just kind of unwind.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

I got an e-mail telling me how to read maps backwards.

It was spam.

 

[Jester57]

If you’re a werewolf…

does it ever bother you that no one knows your location?

 

[Jester57]

Mold and mildew stains that just won’t come out of your bandages?

Now that’s the mummy’s curse.