Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

What kind of monsters do mummies fear most?

Anything really big that likes to play with yo-yos.

 

[Jester57]

In medieval times, if you recall your history from Monty Python, accused witches were weighed to determine if they were guilty. The manner in which they were weighed wasn’t important; only that they be bound so they couldn’t cast any spells.


Historians refer to this as any witch weigh but loose.

 

[Jester57]

Victor von Frankenstein turned out to be a car enthusiast as well as a mad scientist. He customized his own Lowrider. Everywhere he went, people would say,


“Look, there goes the ride of Frankenstein.”

 

[Jester57]

I came home the other evening to a bunch of zombies watching my TV.

It was the night of the living room dead.

 

[Devyn Nagy]

How do you do the blur answer thing? That's really cool but I've never seen it before.

 

[Jester57]

I knew a guy who was very tender hearted.

It was a little bit chewy too.

 

[Jester57]

How do you do the blur answer thing? That's really cool but I've never seen it before.

On October 6th, I answered that question pretty thoroughly. It’s on page 143 of this thread. Let me know if you can’t find it.

 

[Brooks_]

How do you do the blur answer thing? That's really cool but I've never seen it before.

On October 6th, I answered that question pretty thoroughly. It’s on page 143 of this thread. Let me know if you can’t find it.

Post #1422. To narrow it down some more.

 

[Devyn Nagy]

On October 6th, I answered that question pretty thoroughly. It’s on page 143 of this thread. Let me know if you can’t find it.

Found it, thanks.

 

[Brooks_]

Found it, thanks.

Should have put that in a spoiler.