Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

The condemned couldn’t help but notice how well-built the gallows were. So impressed was he that he decided to invest his entire life savings in the company.


But then the bottom fell out.

 

[Jester57]

What really scares Freddy Kruger?

Having to pick his nose.

 

[5Australorpasaures]

And what do we call gross Nuns? NASTY HABITS!

Here's one I have been holding back on, but what the hell.
Ol' Farmer Brown had a Rooster that would jump everything on the farm, from cows, goats, pigs, water fowl and of course chickens. The boy was criminal. One day Farmer Brown finds Rudy laying limp as a dish rag out in the barn yard and runs to him wailing, Rudy, Rudy my beautiful Rudy! Rudy opens an eye and points to the sky at circling Buzzards and says, SHHHH!, they're getting closer!

 

[Jester57]

While excavating of the tomb, the archaeologist was killed by a giant hand bag, filled with bricks, falling on him.


Another victim of the mummy’s purse.

 

[Jester57]

I heard Mothra was going to attack.

So to be safe I turned off my porch light.

 

[Jester57]

There was a door that became a mass murderer.


He was unhinged.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

A) French fries aren't cooked in France.

B) Then where are they cooked?

A) In Greece!

 

[Jester57]

How do zombies announce a score at a soccer match?


Ghooooooooul!

 

[Jester57]

What kind of writing is fraught with evil?

Curse-ive.

 

[Jester57]

Who’s the Frankenstein monster’s favorite singer?

Michael Bolt-on.