Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

We had a lot of fun at the condiment convention.

There was so much to ketchup.

 

[Jester57]

I dreamt last night that my spirit arose from a toilet bowl.

It was an out of the potty experience.

 

[Jester57]

I wrote down all the things that were wrong with, or needed to be repaired on, my new boat.

Now it has a list.

 

[Jester57]

He said he was being very transparent throughout his interview.

But I could see right through him.

Well, that’s one year and 365 jokes down. This is how a New Year’s resolution gets done on this last day of 2023. Happy new year, everybody! Be sure to recycle the old one. Me? I’m taking a break.

 

[Sally PB]

@Jester57, thank you for the jokes! I've enjoyed so many of them.

Best wishes for the New Year.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Her: Do men still open car doors?

Him: Of course. How do you think we get in?

 

[Brooks_]

Her: Do men still open car doors?

Him: Of course. How do you think we get in?

That one never gets old. I mean we're not the Duke brothers.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Where do bad rainbows go?

Prism

It's a light sentence.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Sorry to break the format, but this story is ripe with dad jokes.
Babies born seconds apart but in two different years.
https://notthebee.com/article/these...orns-entered-the-world-in-two-different-years

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Commercial on TV

Me, as a kid: "I have that toy!"

Me, as an adult: "I'm on that medication!"