Dad Jokes😂

[Jester57]

Thank you for explaining lubrication.

Everything just slid into place after that.

 

[Jester57]

Did you hear what happened to the cheap underwear company?

They went bankrupt when the bottom fell out.

 

[Jester57]

The plumbing apprentice could not figure out how to make all the water drain out.

He was told to pipe down.

 

[Jester57]

If you write a third book about Birdsong…

[does that make it a trill-ogy?
/ISPOILER]

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Her: I am attracted to men with power.

Him: I just paid my light bill.

 

[Jester57]

Thank you for explaining what a bargain is.

It means a great deal to me.

 

[Hayden Goseek]

If ball players get athletes feet, what do astronauts get?

Missiletoe.

 

[Jester57]

If you give someone a late present…

does that make it a past?

 

[Jester57]

If ball players get athletes feet, what do astronauts get?

Missiletoe.

Don’t forget about spaceballs.

 

[Jester57]

Scientists were amazed to discover that parrots have a primitive form of religion.

Initial findings indicate that the birds are polly-theist.