Dad Jokes😂

[ShrekDawg]

@Jester57 we’re going to need a groan emoji

 

[Jester57]

@Jester57 we’re going to need a groan emoji

Then my work here is complete.

 

[Jester57]

We were all set to do some outings, but we decided to do the opposite.


So we started playing baseball.

 

[tlcmurphy]

We were all set to do some outings, but we decided to do the opposite.


So we started playing baseball.

 

[Jester57]

The thing about vampire motorcycle racers?


They’re terrible at motocross.

 

[Jester57]

The ship’s barber was shocked when the captain told him they were letting him go during his haircut.


It was a crew cut.

 

[Jester57]

My daughter asked me what I thought about all her new piercings.


I gave her an earful.

 

[Jester57]

I know I’ve put on some weight.


I was floating on my back and my belly was colonized by seabirds.

 

[Jester57]

There was a vampire who went to medical school and became an ear, nose and throat specialist.


He was pretty good at the first two but kind of sucked at the last one.