Dad Jokes😂

[azurbanclucker]

I made some chicken ramen the other day

I was sad when they refused to eat it.

 

[azurbanclucker]

I have become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

 

[Sally PB]

I have a bunch of them from something hubby is getting online. We might have heard some before, but they're worth groaning about again.

We'll start here:

My favorite color is purple.

I like it more than red and blue combined.

 

[Sally PB]

I went to a zoo the other day. It was the worst zoo I've ever been to. They had only one animal! A dog! It was a Shih Tzu.

 

[tlcmurphy]

Your husband and mine would get along famously!

 

[Sally PB]

A man told me, "I haven't spoken to my wife in seven years. I don't like to interrupt."

 

[Sally PB]

Glass coffins... will they ever be popular?

Remains to be seen.

 

[notabitail]

Glass coffins... will they ever be popular?

Remains to be seen.

There was a coffin chasing me.

I stopped it by throwing cough syrup at it.

 

[Sally PB]

I got a solicitation phone call from a coffin salesman. Really? That's the last thing I'll need!

 

[tlcmurphy]

A man told me, "I haven't spoken to my wife in seven years. I don't like to interrupt."

OK, now I think we may be married to the same man…