Dad Jokes😂

[KingD]

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks?


...In case he got a hole in one.

 

[KingD]

I used to be a kleptomaniac, but I’m taking something for it now.

 

[KingD]

I used to hate facial hair — but after a while, it grew on me.

 

[Crazy Chicken Keeper]

I told my friend I'd make a car out of spaghetti.
She didn't believe me until I drove pasta

 

[Crazy Chicken Keeper]

I tried to start a hide-and seek club
It never really took off
Good players are hard to find

 

[Crazy Chicken Keeper]

I told my friend i completed my ppuzzle in 6 months!
He told me "That's not impressive."
"Yes it is!" I replied. "It said 2-4 Years on the box!"

 

[Sally PB]

It's Halloween and we're understaffed at the "Dracula" assembly line at work, with just two of us on the line.

I made every second count.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

 

[Sally PB]

^^It looks like the sign is made with "duck" tape. What a hypocrite!

 

[Smoked Brisket]

I told my friend i completed my ppuzzle in 6 months!
He told me "That's not impressive."
"Yes it is!" I replied. "It said 2-4 Years on the box!"

I was looking at Ouija boards last week.
Why do you need to be 21 to buy a beer but 8 to summon demons?