Dad Jokes😂

[Smoked Brisket]

Coworker: "Your so quiet."

Me: "You could be too if you tried harder."

 

[Smoked Brisket]

I learned recently that if turn over a canoe you can wear it as a hat.



Because it's cap sized.

 

[notabitail]

I learned recently that if turn over a canoe you can wear it as a hat.



Because it's cap sized.

I guess they can find your hat if you capsize then.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

You know when you buy a bag of salad mix and it gets all brown and soggy?


Cookies don't do that.

 

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[Smoked Brisket]

90% of bald men still own combs.


They just can't part with them.

Don't shoot. They're suppose to be dad jokes.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

a) I hate lazy people,

b) Why? We never did anything.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

a) If someone offered to give you $100 because you were ugly would you take it?

b) Of course. I'm ugly, not stupid.

 

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[Smoked Brisket]

After decades of experience with alligators and even a few crocodiles I found an easy to tell them apart.



A crocodile says "See you later".

An alligator says "After a while".