Dad Jokes😂

[FunClucks]

Sometimes I feel like you’re my dad on here in disguise

YES!!!

I did this this weekend. Now i am a vacuum cleaner! (giggles)

 

[Jester57]

Do you know what mammoths ate during the ice age?

Frozen dinners

 

[BoundlessLove]

My recliner and I have a great relationship.

We go way back.

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[EmmaDonovan]

 

[Jester57]

I found a cheap boat with no motor.


It was on sail.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

Two silk worms were in a race.

They ended up in a tie.

 

[Smoked Brisket]

 

[Smoked Brisket]

Caution! This post may be NSFW.
Q: Why do Egyptian alligators have emotional problems?

A: They are in 'de Nile'.

Comments: Wait! Why is this joke NSFW?

OP: Alligators are not safe at most workplaces.

 

[Jester57]

At the thieves convention, there was a standing ovation for the guy who specialized in stealing boat parts.


He took a bow.