Dad Jokes😂

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Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths"

 

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My sister turns 62 this week. I’m totally using this!

 

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I was actually going to stop putting two spaces after a period until I found out how much it bothers people.

 

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Doctor: We had to remove your appendix.

JRR Tolkien: But that is where I explain why elves hate dwarves.

 

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Customer: "I can't decide what I want for dinner."

Waitress: "How about the duck?"

Duck: "I'll have the lasagna."