Dad Jokes😂

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HR: "What would you say is your worst quality?"

Applicant: "Complete honesty."

HR: "I don't think that is a bad quality."

Applicant: "I don't care what you think."

 

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Her: "Have you ever been married before?"

Him: "Never."

Her: "Never?"

Him: "There were a few near Mrs."

 

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On a personal note,
My GF and I have moved out of the 'friend zone'.

Yeah. Were not even friends anymore.

Just kidding, kind of.

 

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From now on, Boxed Wine will be referred to as Cardboardeaux.

 

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"When I get a headache I take two Tylenol and keep away from children like it says on the bottle."

 

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